Seinfeld
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[DONNA CHANG comes in
briskly, good mood.] [�������� ���� ���´�. ����� ���� ǥ���̴�]
DONNA Hi. �ȳ�
JERRY Oh, Miss Changstein!
This is Elaine.. ��. â��Ÿ�� �����. �̺��� ���� �̿���.
[At the same time--DONNA:
Helllo..--ELAINE: Hi! Good to meet you.] [���ÿ�-����:�ȳ� ,����:�ȳ�,
������ �ݰ�����]
DONNA[to JERRY] Guess
what? Mrs. Costanza called me, they're not getting divorced.
����[��������] �����ٱ�? �ڽ�ź�� ������ ������ ��ȭ�ߴµ�, ����
��ȥ���� �ʱ�� �ߵ���.
JERRY Why? What
happened? ��? ���� ���� ����µ���?
DONNA Well, she
was trying to call George last night, she got me, we spoke for an
hour, she changed her mind!!! ���� �ڽ����� ������ ��������
��ȭ�Ϸ��ٰ�, ȥ���� �Ǽ� ���� ��ȭ�߰ŵ��, �ѽð� ���� ���� ����ߴµ�,
�׳డ ���� �ٲ���.
JERRY Wow! That's
amazing! ��! ���!
DONNA Anyway, she
wants to meet me! She invited me over for dinner! She said you should
come too. �װ� ����, �ڽ�ź�� ������ �� �� ���� ����! ����
�Ļ� �ʴ븦 �߾��! ���� ���� ��ŵ� ����� �߾��.
JERRY Tonight?
���������?
DONNA Yeah--I just
remembered: I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class. [goes
to phone] ��, ��� ��ﳵ�µ�, ���� �ִ� ħ�������� ����ؾ�
�ھ��.
[Behind her, JERRY and
ELAINE slowly exchange looks.] [�׳� �ڿ��� ������ ������
���� ���� �Ĵٺ���]
[Same day. At the Costanzas',
are GEORGE, FRANK, and ESTELLE--GEORGE just entered. ESTELLE's snacking
watching TV.] [���� ��. �ڽ�ź�� ��, ������, ����ũ, �����ڸ���
�ִ�. �������� ��� ���� �ڽ����� ������ �ڸ������� ���� ���ڸ�
�� �ִ�.]
GEORGE All right.
Let me just say one thing: there is no way that this is goin' to
happen. No Way! Because if you think I'm going' to two Thanksgivings,
you're out of your minds!!! ���ƿ�. �� ������ �����ڰ���.��ȥ�ϽŴٴ�
�� ���� ���� �� ���� ���̿���. �����! ���� �� �������� �� �в�
���ε��� ���� �ɲ���� �����ϽŴٸ� ū �����̿���.
ESTELLE [calmly]
We're not getting divorced. [������]�츰 ��ȥ���� �ʱ�� �ߴܴ�.
FRANK You mother
changed her mind.. [tries to catch a fly with his hand] ����
��Ӵϴ� ������ �ٲپ���..[������ �ĸ��� ������ �Ѵ�]
GEORGE [glee!] Ya-De!
That's Goood! That's Very good! I'm very glad to hear that.
[��� ǥ������] ��ȣ!. ���� ���ƿ�! ��¥ �� �����Ͻ� ���̿���. ��
�Ҹ� ������ ���� ���ƿ�.
FRANK Yeah. We worked
it out. ��. �� �ذ��ߴܴ�.
GEORGE All right.
So let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape? ���ƿ�.
�Ѱ����� �������? �� ���� ���� ����� ��������?
FRANK He was my
lawyer. �� ��ȣ�����.
GEORGE You lawyer
wears a cape..? �ƹ��� ��ȣ�簡 ���並 �Ծ��?
FRANK Yeah. So what?
��. �װ� ��?
GEORGE Who wears
a cape? ���� ���� ���並 �Ծ��?
FRANK He's very
independent; doesn't follow the trends. �� ����� �ڱ��߽�����
����̶���. ������ ������ �ʾ�.
ESTELLE He looks
ridiculous in that thing.. ���並 �� ������ �� �콺�ν�������.
FRANK You have no
eye for fashion!!! ����� �м��� ���� �ȸ��� ��� ��.
ESTELLE I have no
eye for fashion?!?!?! ����� ���� �м��� ���� �ȸ��� ���� ����?
GEORGE All right!
Come on! Let's not fight. �˾Ҿ��! ���ؿ�. �ο��� ���ڰ���.
FRANK and ESTELLE
All right! All right! �˾Ҿ�, �˾Ҿ�.
ESTELLE Georgie's
right. �������� �ǾҾ��.
GEORGE So what made
you change your mind? �װ� ����, �� ������ �ٲټ���?
ESTELLE It was that
Chinese woman. �� �߱����ڶ����̶���.
[In Jerry's car. JERRY's
driving, DONNA CHANG is with him.] [������ �ڵ�����. ������
�����Ѵ�. ���� ���� �� �Բ� �ִ�.]
JERRY So I'm curious.
What'd you tell Mrs. Costanza that changed her mind? �ñ��ؼ�
�ϴ� �ֱ䵥, ����� ���� ��⸦ �ؼ� �ڽ�ź�� ������ ������ �ٲٰ�
����?
DONNA I mentioned
a few bits of wisdom from Confucius. ���ڴ� ���� ��� ���־�����.
JERRY [pause] Confucius,
huh? [����ִ�]���ڴ��̶� ��?
DONNA Yeah.
��
JERRY [pause] You
know, you're not Chinese... [���] ��ġ�� ����� �߱����� �ƴ��ݾ�..
[The Costanzas' again.
They open the door for JERRY and DONNA.] [�ٽ� �ڽ�ź�ھ� ��.
������ ������ �¾� ���� �����ش�]
JERRY Hey! I heard
the good news! �̺�! ���� �ҽ��� ����µ�!
FRANK Jerry: how
come you didn't say hello to me the other day, huh?! ����. ��
��� ������ ���� ������ �ƴ�ü�� ���� ���� �� ����?
JERRY Elaine was..
in a rush. ������...�ٻ��ŵ��.
FRANK I knew it
was Elaine!! ���� �������� �˾Ҵٴϱ�!!
DONNA You must be
Estelle. �ڽ�ź�� �����̽���?
ESTELLE Yes. Who
are you..? ����, ����� ������?
DONNA I'm Donna
Chang! ���� ���̿���!
ESTELLE You're not
Chinese! ����� �߱����� �ƴ��ݾ�!
[Meanwhile, in Noreen's
apartment. NOREEN and KRAMER are sitting on the couch when the phone
rings. KRAMER picks it up.] [���.�븰�� ����Ʈ.�븰�� ũ���Ӱ�
���Ŀ� �ɾ��ְ� ��ȭ���� �︰��. ũ���Ӱ� �´�.
KRAMER Hello?
��������?
ELAINE Paul?
���̿���?
KRAMER Elaine!
����!
ELAINE Kramer?
ũ����?
KRAMER [pause] Yeahh!
[���]��!
ELAINE What're you
doin' there? ����� ��� �ű ����?
KRAMER Wellll, isn't
it obvious? �۽�, ������ ��Ȯ���� �ʾ�?
ELAINE Uh! Ah, is
Noreen there? ��! ��! �븰�� �ű� �־��?
KRAMER Yes, she
is.. ��. ����..
ELAINE Well? Can
I talk to her? �븰 �� �ٲ��ٷ���?
KRAMER What? Am
I, tooo.. boring for you? �����? �ٵ�..���� ..
ELAINE [tired] Fine--would
you just put her on? [���ƴٴ� ��] ���ƿ�-�׳� �� �븰 �� ���ٷ���?
KRAMER Well, I feel
it'd be best if you just didn't talk to her for a while.. ��а�
�븰�ϰ� ������� ������ �����Ŷ�� ������ ��µ�..
ELAINE You feel?
����� ���� ������ �Ѵٱ���?
KRAMER That's right!
She an' I have had a very long talk. An' I was appalled to learn
of the destructive influence you've had over her life lo these many
years.. �¾�! �븰�� ���� ���� ��⸦ �ߴٰ�. ���� ���� �׳�κ���
�װ� ���� ���Ⱓ �� �׳�� �ǿ����� ���ƴ����� ��� �Ҹ���
��ĥ ������ϱ�.
ELAINE What are
you insane?! ��� ���ƾ��?
KRAMER From now,
on, I'll be calling the shots around here.. ���ݺ��ʹ� ����
���⼭ �����Ұž�
ELAINE Oh! Haha.
An' what're you gonna tell her? ��! ����. ���� �븰���� ����
���� �� �ǵ���?
KRAMER Well. I've
encouraged her to go back into the Army.. There she'll get the
structure an' the discipline she needs right now..And she'll have
qualified officers telling her what to do.. �� �׳�� �ٽ�
������ ����� ��������. ..�űⰡ�� ���� �븰�� �ʿ�� �ϴ� ������
�µ��� ��� �� ����...���� �ڰ��ִ� ����屳�κ��� ���� ����
���̰�.
ELAINE Uh! Kramer!
You have got to let me talk to her! �̺��� ! ũ����! �븰����
�� �� �ϰ� �� �� ���� ���
KRAMER Can't help
ya, kid. �� �� ����. �� �ּ���.
[Back at the Costanzas'.
Still daylight.] [�ٽ� �ڽ�ź�ھ���. ���� �ذ� �ִ�]
ESTELLE You're not
Chinese!?!? �߱����� �ƴ϶����!?
DONNA [pause] No.
[���]�ƴ�.
ESTELLE I thought
you were Chinese!! �߱��� ���� �� �Ҿ��µ�!
DONNA I'm from Long
Island. �� ���Ϸ������ �̿���.
ESTELLE Long Island?!?!
I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman!! �� ���Ϸ�����!.��
�߱��������� ������ ����� �� �˾Ҵµ�!!
DONNA I'm sorry..?
���� ����?
ESTELLE Well! Then,
that changes everything! ��. ���� �� ��� �� ������!
GEORGE What?!
���� ����?
ESTELLE She's not
Chinese; I was duped!! �߱����� �ƴ϶�� ���� �����Ŷ��!!
GEORGE So what?!
She gave you advice; what's the difference if she's not Chinese?!?!
�װ� ��� ����?! ��Ӵϴ� �׳��� ������ �Ƶ鿴�µ�. ���� �ͼ�
�׳డ �߱����� �ƴ϶�� �� ���� ���̰� �ִ� ���� ����?
ESTELLE I'm not
taking advice from some girl from Long Island!! [goes into kitchen]
�� �վ��Ϸ����� �� �������� ��������� ������ �ʾ�!![�ξ����� ����]
GEORGE [chases her]
Wait a minute! You're--now you're getting a divorce because she's
from Long Island?!?! [��Ӵϸ� ����ٴϸ�]���! �� ����
�׳డ �վ��Ϸ�������̶�� �ؼ� �ٽ� ��ȥ�Ͻðڴٴ� ���ΰ���?
FRANK [from the
livingroom, standing, shouts after them] You want a divorce?!!?
You got one!!! [�Žǿ���, ����, ū �Ҹ�ġ��] ��ȥ�� �ϰڴ� ������!!
�� ���ڰ�!!!
JERRY [pause, to
DONNA] You know, you might wanna think about changin' your name..
[����ִ�, ��������] ������, �̸� �ٲٴ°� ������ ���ƾ� ���� ������?
[Day. JERRY and ELAINE,
walking down the street.] [��.������ ������ ���� �Ȱ� �ִ�]
ELAINE So, ever
since she started dating Kramer, she won't even talk to me!
�븰�� ũ�����ϰ� ����Ʈ�� �Ŀ��� ���ϰ� ����Ϸ� ���� �ʾ�!
JERRY Well--Noreen
listened to you like George's mother listened to the Chinese.
�۽�.--, ���� ��Ӵϰ� �߱��� ��� ����� �븰�� �� ��� ��� �ų�.
ELAINE [pause] You
know, everybody listens to the Chinese. I mean, look at the
fortune cookie. You couldn't get away with that in any other restaurant.
[����ִ�] �˴ٽ���, ��� ������� �߱����� �ֱ⸦ ����. ������
����� ���ڸ� ���ڰ�. �ٸ� �Ĵ翡���� ���� �� ���� �Ŷ��.
JERRY [has just
bought a newspaper out of a machine] Yeah, no one's reading any
rolled-up messages in a knish.. [���DZ�� �Ź��� ������]��.
ũ�Ͻ�..������ ������ ���� ���� ������ ���� ���� ����.
[A cab pulls up and
GEORGE gets out.] [�ýð� ������ ������ ������]
GEORGE Oh, it had
to happen!! I knew it!! ��, ���� �س¾�. �� �س� �� �˾Ҵٰ�.
JERRY Hey. �̺�.
GEORGE I predicted
it! [hits cab roof twice, it drives off] Saw both of them today!
What a disaster! I'm runnin' all over Queens. First I saw my mother.
We had lunch together. Never had, Lunch, with my mother before--it's
like a date! Then we drive down to Kew Gardens! Tons of traffic!
I see my father. We played "Clue"! All day with this!
�� �����߾�![�ý� ������ �� �� �ε����, �ýð� ��������] ����
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��ġ ����Ʈ�ϴ� �� ���Ҿ�. ���� ���� ť �������� ����̺�����.
���� �ڵ��� õ�� �� ����. �ƹ����� ������. �츰 "ť"������
��������. �Ϸ����� �����߾�.
[KRAMER sticks his head
out of his (or Jerry's) apartment window, shouts down to them.]
[ũ���Ӱ� ����Ʈ â������ ������ ���и�, �Ʒ� �ִ� ģ���鿡�� �Ҹ�
ģ��]
KRAMER Hey, Jerry!
Guess what! The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's
laaate!! �̺�! ����. ���� ���� ������� �˾�! ũ���� ������
��� �̾������� �ٰ�! �븰�� (������) �ʴµ�. ���� �ʳ� �Ե�..
[Commercial Break]
[�߰� ����]
[Night on the Brooklyn
Bridge. NOREEN peers over the edge, the wind blowing up on her face.
Then a man in a black cape edges over to her cautiously, reaches
and holds her forearm.] [���� ���Ŭ�� �ٸ� ��. �븰�� �ٸ�
�����ڸ��� �����ϰ� �ִ�. �ٶ��� �׳��� �� �д�. �� ���� ���並
���� ���ڰ� �׳ฦ ���� ���� ������ �ٰ����� �׳��� ���� �ٵ��]
NOREEN Who are you?!
����� ��������?!
MAN [calmly, businesslike]
I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer. [he helps her get back off (and out
of view of the camera).] [������.�繫������]�� ����ũ �ڽ�ź�ھ���
��ȣ��ϴ�. [�״� �׳డ �������� �����°� �����ش�. �̶� ���� �����
ī�� �������]
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