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[DONNA CHANG comes in briskly, good mood.]
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DONNA
Hi.
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JERRY
Oh, Miss Changstein! This is Elaine..
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[At the same time--DONNA: Helllo..--ELAINE: Hi! Good to meet you.]
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DONNA[to JERRY] Guess what? Mrs. Costanza called me, they're not getting divorced.
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JERRY
Why? What happened?
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DONNA
Well, she was trying to call George last night, she got me, we spoke for an hour, she changed her mind!!!
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JERRY
Wow! That's amazing!
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DONNA
Anyway, she wants to meet me! She invited me over for dinner! She said you should come too.
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JERRY
Tonight?
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DONNA
Yeah--I just remembered: I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class. [goes to phone]
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[Behind her, JERRY and ELAINE slowly exchange looks.]
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[Same day. At the Costanzas', are GEORGE, FRANK, and ESTELLE--GEORGE just entered. ESTELLE's snacking watching TV.]
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GEORGE
All right. Let me just say one thing: there is no way that this is goin' to happen. No Way! Because if you think I'm going' to two Thanksgivings, you're out of your minds!!!
���ƿ�. �� ������ �����ڰ���.��ȥ�ϽŴٴ� �� ���� ���� �� ���� ���̿���. �����! ���� �߼� �������� �� �в� ���ε��� ���� �ɲ���� �����ϽŴٸ� ū �����̿���.

ESTELLE
[calmly] We're not getting divorced.
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FRANK
You mother changed her mind.. [tries to catch a fly with his hand]
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GEORGE
[glee!] Ya-De! That's Goood! That's Very good! I'm very glad to hear that.
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FRANK
Yeah. We worked it out.
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GEORGE
All right. So let me ask you a question. Who was the man in the cape?
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FRANK
He was my lawyer.
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GEORGE
You lawyer wears a cape..?
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FRANK
Yeah. So what?
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GEORGE
Who wears a cape?
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FRANK
He's very independent; doesn't follow the trends.
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ESTELLE
He looks ridiculous in that thing..
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FRANK
You have no eye for fashion!!!
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ESTELLE
I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!
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GEORGE
All right! Come on! Let's not fight.
�˾Ҿ��! �׸��ؿ�. �ο��� ���ڰ���.

FRANK and ESTELLE
All right! All right!
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ESTELLE
Georgie's right.
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GEORGE
So what made you change your mind?
�װ� �׷���, �� ������ �ٲټ���?

ESTELLE
It was that Chinese woman.
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[In Jerry's car. JERRY's driving, DONNA CHANG is with him.]
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JERRY
So I'm curious. What'd you tell Mrs. Costanza that changed her mind?
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DONNA
I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius.
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JERRY
[pause] Confucius, huh?
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DONNA
Yeah.
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JERRY
[pause] You know, you're not Chinese...
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[The Costanzas' again. They open the door for JERRY and DONNA.]
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JERRY
Hey! I heard the good news!
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FRANK
Jerry: how come you didn't say hello to me the other day, huh?!
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JERRY
Elaine was.. in a rush.
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FRANK
I knew it was Elaine!!
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DONNA
You must be Estelle.
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ESTELLE
Yes. Who are you..?
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DONNA
I'm Donna Chang!
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ESTELLE
You're not Chinese!
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[Meanwhile, in Noreen's apartment. NOREEN and KRAMER are sitting on the couch when the phone rings. KRAMER picks it up.]
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KRAMER
Hello?
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ELAINE
Paul?
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KRAMER
Elaine!
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ELAINE
Kramer?
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KRAMER
[pause] Yeahh!
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ELAINE
What're you doin' there?
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KRAMER
Wellll, isn't it obvious?
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ELAINE
Uh! Ah, is Noreen there?
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KRAMER
Yes, she is..
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ELAINE
Well? Can I talk to her?
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KRAMER
What? Am I, tooo.. boring for you?
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ELAINE
[tired] Fine--would you just put her on?
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KRAMER
Well, I feel it'd be best if you just didn't talk to her for a while..
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ELAINE
You feel?
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KRAMER
That's right!
She an' I have had a very long talk. An' I was appalled to learn of the destructive influence you've had over her life lo these many years..
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ELAINE
What are you insane?!
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KRAMER
From now, on, I'll be calling the shots around here..
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ELAINE
Oh! Haha. An' what're you gonna tell her?
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KRAMER
Well. I've encouraged her to go back into the Army..
There she'll get the structure an' the discipline she needs right now..And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do..
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ELAINE
Uh! Kramer! You have got to let me talk to her!
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KRAMER
Can't help ya, kid.
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[Back at the Costanzas'. Still daylight.]
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ESTELLE
You're not Chinese!?!?
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DONNA
[pause] No.
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ESTELLE
I thought you were Chinese!!
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DONNA
I'm from Long Island.
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ESTELLE
Long Island?!?!
I thought I was gettin' advice from a Chinese woman!!
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DONNA
I'm sorry..?
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ESTELLE
Well! Then, that changes everything!
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GEORGE
What?!
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ESTELLE
She's not Chinese; I was duped!!
�߱����� �ƴ϶�� ���� �����Ŷ��!!

GEORGE
So what?! She gave you advice; what's the difference if she's not Chinese?!?!
�װ� ��� ����?! ��Ӵϴ� �׳��� ������ �޾Ƶ鿴�µ�. ���� �ͼ� �׳డ �߱����� �ƴ϶�� �� ���� ���̰� �ִ� ���� ����?

ESTELLE
I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!! [goes into kitchen]
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GEORGE
[chases her] Wait a minute! You're--now you're getting a divorce because she's from Long Island?!?!
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FRANK
[from the livingroom, standing, shouts after them] You want a
divorce?!!? You got one!!!
[�Žǿ���, ����, ū �Ҹ�ġ��] ��ȥ�� �ϰڴ� ������!! �׷� ���ڰ�!!!

JERRY
[pause, to DONNA] You know, you might wanna think about changin' your name..
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[Day. JERRY and ELAINE, walking down the street.]
[��.������ ������ ���� �Ȱ� �ִ�]

ELAINE
So, ever since she started dating Kramer, she won't even talk to me!
�븰�� ũ�����ϰ� ����Ʈ�� �Ŀ��� ���ϰ� ����Ϸ� ���� �ʾ�!

JERRY
Well--Noreen listened to you like George's mother listened to the Chinese.
�۽�.--, ���� ��Ӵϰ� �߱��� ��� ����� �븰�� �� ��� ��� �ų�.

ELAINE
[pause] You know, everybody listens to the Chinese.
I mean, look at the fortune cookie. You couldn't get away with that in any other restaurant.
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JERRY
[has just bought a newspaper out of a machine] Yeah, no one's reading any rolled-up messages in a knish..
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[A cab pulls up and GEORGE gets out.]
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GEORGE
Oh, it had to happen!! I knew it!!
�׷�, ���� �س¾�. �� �س� �� �˾Ҵٰ�.

JERRY
Hey.
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GEORGE
I predicted it! [hits cab roof twice, it drives off]
Saw both of them today!
What a disaster! I'm runnin' all over Queens. First I saw my mother. We had lunch  together. Never had, Lunch, with my mother before--it's like a date! Then we drive down to Kew Gardens! Tons of traffic! I see my father. We played "Clue"! All day with this!
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[KRAMER sticks his head out of his (or Jerry's) apartment window, shouts down to them.]
[ũ���Ӱ� ����Ʈ â������ ������ ���и�, �Ʒ� �ִ� ģ���鿡�� �Ҹ� ģ��]

KRAMER
Hey, Jerry! Guess what! The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's laaate!!
�̺�! ����. ���� ���� ������� �˾�! ũ���� ������ ��� �̾������� �𸥴ٰ�! �븰�� (������) �ʴµ�. ���� �ʳ� �Ե�..

[Commercial Break]
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[Night on the Brooklyn Bridge. NOREEN peers over the edge, the wind blowing up on her face. Then a man in a black cape edges over to her cautiously, reaches and holds her forearm.]
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NOREEN
Who are you?!
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MAN
[calmly, businesslike] I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer. [he helps her get back off (and out of view of the camera).]
[������.�繫������]�� ����ũ �ڽ�ź�ھ��� ��ȣ��ϴ�. [�״� �׳డ �������� �����°� �����ش�. �̶� ���� ����� ī�޶󿡼� �������]

[ The End]

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